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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !

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: #Laughs First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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: #Laughs A reporter cornered George W.

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: #Laughs Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

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: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

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: #Laughs |Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied.

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: #Laughs |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

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: #Laughs I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

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: #Laughs Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town.

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: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

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: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a

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: #Laughs |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot sh

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: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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: #Laughs A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

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: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

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: #Laughs |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl of pumpkin gutsChocolate Covered PrunesA Handful of R

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: #Laughs What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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: #Laughs Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !

: #Laughs First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

: #Laughs A reporter cornered George W.

: #Laughs Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

: #Laughs |Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied.

: #Laughs |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

: #Laughs I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

: #Laughs Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town.

: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a

: #Laughs |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot sh

: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

: #Laughs A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl of pumpkin gutsChocolate Covered PrunesA Handful of R

: #Laughs What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

: #Laughs Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

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