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: #Laughs New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the

: #Laughs Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

: #Laughs A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it would cost to repair the condom.

: #Laughs I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical terms.

: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!

: #Laughs Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

: #Laughs A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was something you hated to clean....

: #Laughs An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.
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