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: #Laughs How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

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: #Laughs CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

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: #Laughs How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!

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: #Laughs Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.

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: #Laughs "Mr.

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: #Laughs A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria.

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: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

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: #Laughs A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says "Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could help m-m-m-me.""Well take off your clothes and get

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: #Laughs A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"

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: #Laughs A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.

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: #Laughs |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contrive to fill the house up with smoke, preferably enough to get at least two smoke detecto

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: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

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: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

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: #Laughs How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

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: #Laughs What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.

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: #Laughs How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out whatthe letters stood for...

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: #Laughs Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

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: #Laughs How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

: #Laughs CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

: #Laughs How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!

: #Laughs Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.

: #Laughs "Mr.

: #Laughs A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria.

: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

: #Laughs A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says "Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could help m-m-m-me.""Well take off your clothes and get

: #Laughs A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"

: #Laughs A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.

: #Laughs |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contrive to fill the house up with smoke, preferably enough to get at least two smoke detecto

: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

: #Laughs How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

: #Laughs What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.

: #Laughs How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out whatthe letters stood for...

: #Laughs Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

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