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: #Laughs What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!

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: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said

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: #Laughs How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

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: #Laughs What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

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: #Laughs If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette...

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

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: #Laughs A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.

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: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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: #Laughs An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

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: #Laughs How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy.

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: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

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: #Laughs Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.If it doesn't work, it's physics.

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: #Laughs What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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: #Laughs Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die.

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: #Laughs There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner.

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: #Laughs |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

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: #Laughs Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr.

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: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!

: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said

: #Laughs How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

: #Laughs What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

: #Laughs If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette...

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

: #Laughs A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.

: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

: #Laughs An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

: #Laughs How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy.

: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

: #Laughs Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.If it doesn't work, it's physics.

: #Laughs What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

: #Laughs Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die.

: #Laughs There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner.

: #Laughs |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

: #Laughs Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr.

: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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