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: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

: #Laughs Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right.

: #Laughs The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.Curious, the husband said, "Who

: #Laughs A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory.

: #Laughs Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.

: #Laughs A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check.

: #Laughs Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.

: #Laughs Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

: #Laughs |Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice? If

: #Laughs Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.The frog hopped into the
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