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: #Laughs What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

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: #Laughs The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spellin

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: #Laughs What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!

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: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

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: #Laughs Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City.

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: #Laughs When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

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: #Laughs Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.

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: #Laughs Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus.

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: #Laughs How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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: #Laughs What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.

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: #Laughs What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines

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: #Laughs Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

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: #Laughs Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directlyproportional to time spent on the road.

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: #Laughs Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

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: #Laughs Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

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: #Laughs There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pu

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: #Laughs What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

: #Laughs The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spellin

: #Laughs What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!

: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City.

: #Laughs When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

: #Laughs Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.

: #Laughs Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus.

: #Laughs How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

: #Laughs What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.

: #Laughs What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines

: #Laughs Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

: #Laughs Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directlyproportional to time spent on the road.

: #Laughs Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

: #Laughs Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

: #Laughs There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pu

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