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: #Laughs |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along.

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: #Laughs A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.

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: #Laughs Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating.

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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: #Laughs Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!

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: #Laughs The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

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: #Laughs |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really.

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: #Laughs What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

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: #Laughs A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10.

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: #Laughs What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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: #Laughs Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom?Alack!Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover.Behold beta beauty in a keyboard'

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: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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: #Laughs An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi

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: #Laughs |The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.

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: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

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: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three.

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: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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: #Laughs |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along.

: #Laughs A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.

: #Laughs Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating.

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

: #Laughs Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!

: #Laughs The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

: #Laughs |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp.

: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really.

: #Laughs What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.

: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

: #Laughs A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10.

: #Laughs What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

: #Laughs Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom?Alack!Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover.Behold beta beauty in a keyboard'

: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

: #Laughs An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi

: #Laughs |The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.

: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

: #Laughs Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three.

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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