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: #Laughs BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up.

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: #Laughs Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

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: #Laughs What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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: #Laughs TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you.

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: #Laughs Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill." "Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably.

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: #Laughs A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''------------------A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.The doctor exa

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: #Laughs |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs

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: #Laughs A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

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: #Laughs What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

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: #Laughs Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

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: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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: #Laughs "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

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: #Laughs After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1.

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: #Laughs Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

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: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care,for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there.As Chelsea was nestled

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: #Laughs BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up.

: #Laughs Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

: #Laughs What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

: #Laughs TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

: #Laughs |Argument (argyoument) n.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you.

: #Laughs Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill." "Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably.

: #Laughs A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''------------------A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.The doctor exa

: #Laughs |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs

: #Laughs A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

: #Laughs Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

: #Laughs What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

: #Laughs Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

: #Laughs "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

: #Laughs After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1.

: #Laughs Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care,for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there.As Chelsea was nestled

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