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: #Laughs What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

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: #Laughs What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

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: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

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: #Laughs Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!

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: #Laughs "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease.""Oh.

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: #Laughs There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.

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: #Laughs I will not waste chalk...

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: #Laughs A police officer stopped a young man for speeding.

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: #Laughs My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you

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: #Laughs What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.

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: #Laughs What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

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: #Laughs Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?A: There's writing on the white-out.Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A:

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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: #Laughs Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

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: #Laughs Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequake

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: #Laughs A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.

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: #Laughs "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband.

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: #Laughs The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

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: #Laughs What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

: #Laughs What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

: #Laughs Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!

: #Laughs "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease.""Oh.

: #Laughs There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.

: #Laughs I will not waste chalk...

: #Laughs A police officer stopped a young man for speeding.

: #Laughs My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you

: #Laughs What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.

: #Laughs What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

: #Laughs Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?A: There's writing on the white-out.Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A:

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

: #Laughs Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

: #Laughs Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequake

: #Laughs A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.

: #Laughs "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband.

: #Laughs The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

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