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: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

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: #Laughs A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women.

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: #Laughs Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S.

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: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !

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: #Laughs A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment.

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: #Laughs R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry

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: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

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: #Laughs What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

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: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

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: #Laughs "Don't worry.

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: #Laughs |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid.

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: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!

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: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

: #Laughs A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women.

: #Laughs Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S.

: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

: #Laughs Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !

: #Laughs A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment.

: #Laughs R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry

: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

: #Laughs What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

: #Laughs "Don't worry.

: #Laughs |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid.

: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!

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