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: #Laughs Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

: #Laughs There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.

: #Laughs |Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.It i

: #Laughs |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?SnowSnow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock KnockWho's there ?WayneWayne who ? Wayne in a manger...

: #Laughs A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.

: #Laughs "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered.

: #Laughs A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree.

: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?A: Because most oboes are full of holes.Q: How do you make

: #Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

: #Laughs Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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