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: #Laughs A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out.

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: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !

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: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!

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: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.

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: #Laughs A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

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: #Laughs Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

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: #Laughs A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning

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: #Laughs How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.

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: #Laughs The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

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: #Laughs Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

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: #Laughs This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work.

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: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

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: #Laughs A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out.

: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !

: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!

: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.

: #Laughs A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

: #Laughs Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

: #Laughs A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning

: #Laughs How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.

: #Laughs The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

: #Laughs Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

: #Laughs What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

: #Laughs This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work.

: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

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