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: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

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: #Laughs Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!

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: #Laughs Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form.

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day.

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: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

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: #Laughs Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.

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: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

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: #Laughs A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert.

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: #Laughs Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!

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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.

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: #Laughs While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB?Darla raises her hand and says "I can, I can"The teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla..."Darla replies..."D-U-M-B"The teacher replies, "very

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: #Laughs TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1.

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: #Laughs Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

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: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

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: #Laughs |A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

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: #Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

: #Laughs Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!

: #Laughs Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form.

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day.

: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

: #Laughs Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.

: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

: #Laughs A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert.

: #Laughs Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!

: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.

: #Laughs While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB?Darla raises her hand and says "I can, I can"The teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla..."Darla replies..."D-U-M-B"The teacher replies, "very

: #Laughs TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1.

: #Laughs Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

: #Laughs |A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

: #Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

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