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: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

: #Laughs *** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):Please don't feel bad.

: #Laughs |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

: #Laughs What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.

: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

: #Laughs A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He kept getting his orders mixed up.

: #Laughs Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

: #Laughs At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignifiedhandshake from Queen Elizabeth II.They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London wherethey b

: #Laughs A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"
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