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: #Laughs Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.

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: #Laughs I saw you across a crowded room.

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: #Laughs |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!

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: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

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: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

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: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

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: #Laughs A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN HILL SKIING-by Sonny BonoHOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan MarinoFLYING AT NIGHT-by JFK, Jr

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: #Laughs One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground

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: #Laughs Men are like....Laxatives.

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: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hila

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: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

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: #Laughs Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids.

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: #Laughs A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked.

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: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

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: #Laughs Men are like mascara.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?

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: #Laughs Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.

: #Laughs I saw you across a crowded room.

: #Laughs |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!

: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

: #Laughs A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN HILL SKIING-by Sonny BonoHOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan MarinoFLYING AT NIGHT-by JFK, Jr

: #Laughs One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground

: #Laughs Men are like....Laxatives.

: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hila

: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

: #Laughs Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids.

: #Laughs A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked.

: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

: #Laughs Men are like mascara.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?

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