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: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.

: #Laughs A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out.

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)

: #Laughs What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!

: #Laughs Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
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