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: #Laughs What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

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: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

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: #Laughs Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.

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: #Laughs A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard is it?" she asks."About as hard as my dick." he replies.

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: #Laughs Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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: #Laughs What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

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: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

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: #Laughs A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each ot

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: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

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: #Laughs |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

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: #Laughs If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!

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: #Laughs bb

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: #Laughs Dentist: Don't worry.

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: #Laughs The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning."Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride.

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: #Laughs If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

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: #Laughs Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !

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: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

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: #Laughs What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

: #Laughs Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.

: #Laughs A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard is it?" she asks."About as hard as my dick." he replies.

: #Laughs Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

: #Laughs What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

: #Laughs A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each ot

: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

: #Laughs |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

: #Laughs If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!

: #Laughs bb

: #Laughs Dentist: Don't worry.

: #Laughs The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning."Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride.

: #Laughs If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

: #Laughs Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !

: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

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