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: #Laughs |Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds ofindians.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !

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: #Laughs Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

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: #Laughs |The Judge said to the defendant.

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: #Laughs Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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: #Laughs "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."

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: #Laughs You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.* Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.If you voted for Clinton in the last election,

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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: #Laughs Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?......

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

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: #Laughs Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

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: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

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: #Laughs |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort.

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: #Laughs Another blonde, another store.

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: #Laughs |Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds ofindians.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !

: #Laughs Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

: #Laughs |The Judge said to the defendant.

: #Laughs Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks

: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

: #Laughs "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."

: #Laughs You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.* Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.If you voted for Clinton in the last election,

: #Laughs Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

: #Laughs Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?......

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

: #Laughs Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

: #Laughs |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort.

: #Laughs |St.

: #Laughs Another blonde, another store.

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