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: #Laughs "Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it t

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

: #Laughs "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

: #Laughs Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

: #Laughs Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.

: #Laughs "Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

: #Laughs The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head.""Thats what I mean, you've got to lowe

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?
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