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: #Laughs Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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: #Laughs What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it...

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: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

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: #Laughs |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world .

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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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: #Laughs What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.

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: #Laughs Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

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: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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: #Laughs The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.

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: #Laughs What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

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: #Laughs What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

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: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

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: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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: #Laughs Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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: #Laughs There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off.

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: #Laughs After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took0 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.

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: #Laughs |What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

: #Laughs What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it...

: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

: #Laughs |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world .

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

: #Laughs What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.

: #Laughs Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

: #Laughs The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.

: #Laughs What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

: #Laughs What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

: #Laughs Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

: #Laughs Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs.

: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

: #Laughs There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off.

: #Laughs After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took0 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.

: #Laughs |What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!

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