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: #Laughs Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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: #Laughs Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.

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: #Laughs How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen.

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: #Laughs A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom.

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: #Laughs How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

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: #Laughs A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see.

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: #Laughs Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do.

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: #Laughs |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry.

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: #Laughs |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

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: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

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: #Laughs There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead.

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: #Laughs Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.

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: #Laughs Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

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: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

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: #Laughs The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said.

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: #Laughs The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level.

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: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby w

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!

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: #Laughs Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time.

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: #Laughs Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

: #Laughs Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.

: #Laughs How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen.

: #Laughs A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom.

: #Laughs How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

: #Laughs A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see.

: #Laughs Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do.

: #Laughs |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry.

: #Laughs |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

: #Laughs Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

: #Laughs There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead.

: #Laughs Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.

: #Laughs Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

: #Laughs The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said.

: #Laughs The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level.

: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby w

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!

: #Laughs Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time.

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