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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them.

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: #Laughs Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer.

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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: #Laughs There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived.

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: #Laughs Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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: #Laughs Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

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: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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: #Laughs Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.

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: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

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: #Laughs The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.

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: #Laughs About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa.

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: #Laughs Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!

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: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

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: #Laughs What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong

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: #Laughs Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

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: #Laughs First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out.

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them.

: #Laughs Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

: #Laughs There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived.

: #Laughs Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

: #Laughs Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

: #Laughs Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.

: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

: #Laughs The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.

: #Laughs About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa.

: #Laughs Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

: #Laughs What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong

: #Laughs Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

: #Laughs First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar ...

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