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: #Laughs |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it all I am able to grinwhen I recall where my get up has been.Old age is golden-so I've heard it said-but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed,

: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

: #Laughs While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.

: #Laughs Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

: #Laughs What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

: #Laughs Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

: #Laughs |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait

: #Laughs A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor.
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