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: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

: #Laughs A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construction site.She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.Annoyed the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly bitch anyway!"The girl turned around

: #Laughs A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!

: #Laughs |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy.

: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

: #Laughs The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

: #Laughs Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating the nursery.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

: #Laughs |Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."
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