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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

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: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

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: #Laughs What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,Rudolph (the one with the red nose),Olive (all of the other reigndeer)and Al (Then Al the r

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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: #Laughs |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !

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: #Laughs How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

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: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go's to get help.

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: #Laughs After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays.

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: #Laughs What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

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: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

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: #Laughs Mega Bites by Amos Quito

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: #Laughs Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school!"As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year-old, stops and says, "Today we're gonna learn to swear!" The 4-year-old gives

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: #Laughs |Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

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: #Laughs Three old ladies are walking down the street.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

: #Laughs What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,Rudolph (the one with the red nose),Olive (all of the other reigndeer)and Al (Then Al the r

: #Laughs Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.

: #Laughs |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.

: #Laughs Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !

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: #Laughs How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go's to get help.

: #Laughs After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays.

: #Laughs What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

: #Laughs Mega Bites by Amos Quito

: #Laughs Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school!"As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year-old, stops and says, "Today we're gonna learn to swear!" The 4-year-old gives

: #Laughs |Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

: #Laughs Three old ladies are walking down the street.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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