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: #Laughs What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

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: #Laughs Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

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: #Laughs One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.

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: #Laughs Q: Ever wonder about people who pay for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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: #Laughs The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge

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: #Laughs |Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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: #Laughs You Might Be A Redneck...

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: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

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: #Laughs A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on.

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout everything that is not an elephant, and catching one ofwhatever is left.

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: #Laughs Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

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: #Laughs The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.

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: #Laughs What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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: #Laughs Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

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: #Laughs Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

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: #Laughs What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything.

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: #Laughs What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

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: #Laughs |Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9.

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: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.

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: #Laughs What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

: #Laughs Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

: #Laughs One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.

: #Laughs Q: Ever wonder about people who pay for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

: #Laughs The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge

: #Laughs |Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

: #Laughs You Might Be A Redneck...

: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

: #Laughs A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout everything that is not an elephant, and catching one ofwhatever is left.

: #Laughs Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

: #Laughs The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.

: #Laughs What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

: #Laughs Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

: #Laughs Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

: #Laughs What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything.

: #Laughs What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

: #Laughs |Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9.

: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.

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