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: #Laughs A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch.

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: #Laughs Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything".So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes i

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: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

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: #Laughs What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

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: #Laughs The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his staff.

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: #Laughs A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

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: #Laughs What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

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: #Laughs Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit d

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: #Laughs A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi. "Well,

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: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

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: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!

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: #Laughs How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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: #Laughs What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

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: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.

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: #Laughs The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

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: #Laughs Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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: #Laughs I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.

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: #Laughs A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch.

: #Laughs Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything".So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes i

: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

: #Laughs What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

: #Laughs The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his staff.

: #Laughs A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

: #Laughs What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

: #Laughs Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit d

: #Laughs A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi. "Well,

: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!

: #Laughs How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

: #Laughs What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.

: #Laughs The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

: #Laughs Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

: #Laughs I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.

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