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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.

: #Laughs One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip.

: #Laughs Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I use your laptop? Put this in my box before you leave.

: #Laughs Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

: #Laughs A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii.

: #Laughs What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

: #Laughs "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar .""Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

: #Laughs "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
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