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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts .

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Dad: Look at this room.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A stick.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- 0/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They'll be square because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream.

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