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: #Laughs Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

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: #Laughs Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.

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: #Laughs Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me...

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: #Laughs Operating in stand-by mode.

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: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- 0/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED.

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: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.

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: #Laughs Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

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: #Laughs Your momma so nasty she charges for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - "For what do ya expect, lobster?

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: #Laughs What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them.

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: #Laughs Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I would like it just fine,Except that it prob'bly would be here online!Are there therapists here? I think I saw some.Its got me, its g

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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: #Laughs Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

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: #Laughs Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today.""How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman."Because

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: #Laughs A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

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: #Laughs What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

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: #Laughs Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

: #Laughs Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.

: #Laughs Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me...

: #Laughs Operating in stand-by mode.

: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- 0/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED.

: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.

: #Laughs Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

: #Laughs Your momma so nasty she charges for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - "For what do ya expect, lobster?

: #Laughs What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I would like it just fine,Except that it prob'bly would be here online!Are there therapists here? I think I saw some.Its got me, its g

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

: #Laughs Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

: #Laughs Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today.""How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman."Because

: #Laughs A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

: #Laughs What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

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