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: #Laughs A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it

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: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

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: #Laughs A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you.

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: #Laughs The Garlic Eater by I Malone

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: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

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: #Laughs An insect falls into a mug of beer.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

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: #Laughs Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

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: #Laughs You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!

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: #Laughs NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a beer, they will affectionately refer to each other as LardAss, Butt-Breath, Pea

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: #Laughs |We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

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: #Laughs "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"

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: #Laughs Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

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: #Laughs The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race.

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: #Laughs If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

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: #Laughs A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching".The Doc says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya"So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget

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: #Laughs A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it

: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

: #Laughs Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

: #Laughs A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you.

: #Laughs The Garlic Eater by I Malone

: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

: #Laughs An insect falls into a mug of beer.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

: #Laughs Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

: #Laughs You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!

: #Laughs NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a beer, they will affectionately refer to each other as LardAss, Butt-Breath, Pea

: #Laughs |We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

: #Laughs "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"

: #Laughs Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

: #Laughs The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race.

: #Laughs If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

: #Laughs A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching".The Doc says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya"So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget

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