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: #Laughs |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

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: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

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: #Laughs The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user.

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: #Laughs What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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: #Laughs Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.

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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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: #Laughs What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

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: #Laughs |An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sight - an old gallows.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

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: #Laughs A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC.

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: #Laughs Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck.

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: #Laughs |Mulder: We're too late.

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: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

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: #Laughs |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A

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: #Laughs An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

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: #Laughs An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have

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: #Laughs |There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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: #Laughs Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning.

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: #Laughs |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

: #Laughs The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user.

: #Laughs What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

: #Laughs Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.

: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

: #Laughs What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

: #Laughs |An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sight - an old gallows.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

: #Laughs A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC.

: #Laughs Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck.

: #Laughs |Mulder: We're too late.

: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

: #Laughs |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A

: #Laughs An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

: #Laughs An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have

: #Laughs |There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

: #Laughs Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning.

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