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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The patients are the ones that eventually get better and go home!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the clerk."Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman."Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

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