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: #Laughs What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

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: #Laughs If you think you're having a bad day...read these true stories!1.

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: #Laughs |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.GRAND

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: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

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: #Laughs A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two.

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: #Laughs "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

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: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

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: #Laughs Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

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: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into a bar.

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: #Laughs Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !

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: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

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: #Laughs Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast.

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: #Laughs A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

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: #Laughs Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work.

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: #Laughs A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.

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: #Laughs Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

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: #Laughs What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

: #Laughs If you think you're having a bad day...read these true stories!1.

: #Laughs |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.GRAND

: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

: #Laughs A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two.

: #Laughs "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

: #Laughs Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into a bar.

: #Laughs Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast.

: #Laughs A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

: #Laughs Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work.

: #Laughs A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.

: #Laughs Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

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