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: #Laughs There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station.

: #Laughs Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo: I don't have a drinking problem.

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

: #Laughs What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

: #Laughs At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

: #Laughs After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr.

: #Laughs DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came

: #Laughs The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!

: #Laughs Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.
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