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: #Laughs What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

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: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

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: #Laughs What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

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: #Laughs Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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: #Laughs |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party...

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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Little monster: Mom I've finished.

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: #Laughs How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None.

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: #Laughs "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

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: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews.

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: #Laughs A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually h

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.

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: #Laughs What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.

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: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

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: #Laughs What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

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: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

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: #Laughs What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

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: #Laughs During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

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: #Laughs What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

: #Laughs What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

: #Laughs Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

: #Laughs |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party...

: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs Little monster: Mom I've finished.

: #Laughs How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None.

: #Laughs "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews.

: #Laughs A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually h

: #Laughs Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.

: #Laughs What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.

: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

: #Laughs What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

: #Laughs What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

: #Laughs During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

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