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: #Laughs The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.He happened to spot a lovely dove.

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: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

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: #Laughs Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three.

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: #Laughs It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

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: #Laughs |There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander.

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

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: #Laughs On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on.

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: #Laughs A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

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: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

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: #Laughs You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

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: #Laughs How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

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: #Laughs What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

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: #Laughs How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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: #Laughs Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arrogant jerk.

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: #Laughs True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada.

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: #Laughs What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was still in the factory.

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: #Laughs |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

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: #Laughs Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Wife: Yes, I see

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: #Laughs The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.He happened to spot a lovely dove.

: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

: #Laughs Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three.

: #Laughs It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

: #Laughs |There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander.

: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

: #Laughs On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on.

: #Laughs A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

: #Laughs You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

: #Laughs How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

: #Laughs What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

: #Laughs How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

: #Laughs Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arrogant jerk.

: #Laughs True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada.

: #Laughs What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was still in the factory.

: #Laughs |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

: #Laughs Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Wife: Yes, I see

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