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: #Laughs "Only in America":...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink....do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke....do banks leave both doors open

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: #Laughs How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

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: #Laughs What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

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: #Laughs The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

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: #Laughs An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck.

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: #Laughs New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I really need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird wit

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: #Laughs How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

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: #Laughs Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of w

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: #Laughs One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs.

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: #Laughs Six people were on a plane.

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: #Laughs |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me .

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: #Laughs If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.

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: #Laughs I was making love to this girl and she started crying.

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: #Laughs |9.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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: #Laughs In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

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: #Laughs An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar.The bartender turned around and said,

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: #Laughs How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.

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: #Laughs "Only in America":...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink....do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke....do banks leave both doors open

: #Laughs How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

: #Laughs What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

: #Laughs The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

: #Laughs An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck.

: #Laughs New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I really need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird wit

: #Laughs How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

: #Laughs Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of w

: #Laughs One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs.

: #Laughs Six people were on a plane.

: #Laughs |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me .

: #Laughs If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.

: #Laughs I was making love to this girl and she started crying.

: #Laughs |9.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law ! Kn

: #Laughs In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

: #Laughs An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar.The bartender turned around and said,

: #Laughs How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.

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