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: #Laughs Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

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: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

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: #Laughs Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselvesstanding before the pearly gates of Heaven, where StPeter and the Devil were standi

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: #Laughs |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

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: #Laughs A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."

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: #Laughs A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27.

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: #Laughs Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

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: #Laughs At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was ju

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: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?

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: #Laughs Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

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: #Laughs |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light b

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: #Laughs On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says.

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: #Laughs Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

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: #Laughs Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

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: #Laughs Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband.

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: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.

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: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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: #Laughs Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

: #Laughs Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselvesstanding before the pearly gates of Heaven, where StPeter and the Devil were standi

: #Laughs |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

: #Laughs A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."

: #Laughs A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27.

: #Laughs Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

: #Laughs At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was ju

: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?

: #Laughs Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

: #Laughs |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light b

: #Laughs On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says.

: #Laughs Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

: #Laughs Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

: #Laughs Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband.

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.

: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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