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: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

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: #Laughs For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a country inn.

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: #Laughs The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face.

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: #Laughs A confused caller was having troubles printing documents.

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: #Laughs What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

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: #Laughs Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment.Q:What is it when a woman talks nas

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: #Laughs What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !

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: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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: #Laughs A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone.

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: #Laughs A butcher is working, and really busy.

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: #Laughs There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.

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: #Laughs Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us.

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: #Laughs What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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: #Laughs "The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead....."

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: #Laughs Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

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: #Laughs SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

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: #Laughs What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !

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: #Laughs A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim.

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: #Laughs Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

: #Laughs For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a country inn.

: #Laughs The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face.

: #Laughs A confused caller was having troubles printing documents.

: #Laughs What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

: #Laughs Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment.Q:What is it when a woman talks nas

: #Laughs What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !

: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

: #Laughs A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone.

: #Laughs A butcher is working, and really busy.

: #Laughs There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.

: #Laughs Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us.

: #Laughs What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

: #Laughs "The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead....."

: #Laughs Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

: #Laughs SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

: #Laughs What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !

: #Laughs A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim.

: #Laughs Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

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