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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.Form a loose grip.Keep your head down.Avoid a quick backswing.Stay out of the water.Try not to hit anyone.If you are taking too long, plea

: #Laughs What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches

: #Laughs LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there

: #Laughs Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

: #Laughs The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled."Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger."If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

: #Laughs Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

: #Laughs What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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