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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?"The man looked at the dentist and said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the secon

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun.The FDA refused to license it, though.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're pa

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is George W.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies", I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass".The bar

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man was sitting in the electric chair.

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