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: #Laughs Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.

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: #Laughs |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!

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: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

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: #Laughs Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

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: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

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: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

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: #Laughs What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!

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: #Laughs What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

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: #Laughs McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

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: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

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: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

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: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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: #Laughs Two hikers are out hiking.

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: #Laughs A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

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: #Laughs |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."In a short time he received the following reply: "Please

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: #Laughs How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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: #Laughs Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.

: #Laughs |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!

: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

: #Laughs Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!

: #Laughs What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

: #Laughs McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

: #Laughs Two hikers are out hiking.

: #Laughs A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

: #Laughs |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."In a short time he received the following reply: "Please

: #Laughs How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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