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: #Laughs A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.He replies, "Don't take chances.

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: #Laughs Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite of applica

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !

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: #Laughs Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

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: #Laughs |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet

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: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

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: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

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: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

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: #Laughs Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!

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: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

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: #Laughs By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

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: #Laughs Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

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: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

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: #Laughs This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks.

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: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

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: #Laughs For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

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: #Laughs A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.He replies, "Don't take chances.

: #Laughs Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite of applica

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !

: #Laughs Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

: #Laughs What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

: #Laughs |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet

: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

: #Laughs Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!

: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

: #Laughs By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

: #Laughs Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

: #Laughs This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks.

: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

: #Laughs For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

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