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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !

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: #Laughs Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

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: #Laughs Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

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: #Laughs There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night.

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: #Laughs |Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

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: #Laughs What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."

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: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

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: #Laughs What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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: #Laughs Creative Sighing for Effect.

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: #Laughs A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act.

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: #Laughs What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!

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: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

: #Laughs Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !

: #Laughs Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

: #Laughs There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night.

: #Laughs |Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

: #Laughs What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."

: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

: #Laughs What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

: #Laughs Creative Sighing for Effect.

: #Laughs A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act.

: #Laughs What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!

: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

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