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: #Laughs First ghoul: You don't look too well today.

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: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

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: #Laughs |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.""Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company prese

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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: #Laughs |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say.

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: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

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: #Laughs "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses.

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: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

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: #Laughs "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.

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: #Laughs So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails.

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: #Laughs Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

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: #Laughs How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

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: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full English breakfasts".

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: #Laughs Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

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: #Laughs Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

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: #Laughs Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.

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: #Laughs Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street.

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: #Laughs First ghoul: You don't look too well today.

: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

: #Laughs |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.""Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company prese

: #Laughs Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

: #Laughs |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say.

: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

: #Laughs "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses.

: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

: #Laughs "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.

: #Laughs So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails.

: #Laughs Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

: #Laughs How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full English breakfasts".

: #Laughs Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

: #Laughs Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

: #Laughs Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.

: #Laughs Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street.

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