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: #Laughs What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

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: #Laughs The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough.

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: #Laughs The New Drum by Major Headache

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: #Laughs Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know.

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna

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: #Laughs Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring.

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: #Laughs Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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: #Laughs Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

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: #Laughs Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

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: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

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: #Laughs Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a hone

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: #Laughs The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

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: #Laughs Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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: #Laughs What is easier to fill a dump truck up with..

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: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

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: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

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: #Laughs What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

: #Laughs The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough.

: #Laughs The New Drum by Major Headache

: #Laughs Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know.

: #Laughs Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna

: #Laughs Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring.

: #Laughs Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

: #Laughs Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

: #Laughs Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

: #Laughs Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a hone

: #Laughs The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

: #Laughs Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

: #Laughs What is easier to fill a dump truck up with..

: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

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