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: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

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: #Laughs This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?"The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work."The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn't worked so

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: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

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: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

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: #Laughs A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood.

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, "What's the name of your penis?" Guy: Look, I'm not into any of that.

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: #Laughs Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle.

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: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

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: #Laughs What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

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: #Laughs Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the t

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: #Laughs Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."The Judge replies, "

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

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: #Laughs Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

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: #Laughs What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.

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: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a hone

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: #Laughs Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

: #Laughs This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?"The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work."The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn't worked so

: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

: #Laughs A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood.

: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, "What's the name of your penis?" Guy: Look, I'm not into any of that.

: #Laughs Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle.

: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

: #Laughs What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

: #Laughs Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the t

: #Laughs Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."The Judge replies, "

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

: #Laughs Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

: #Laughs What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.

: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a hone

: #Laughs Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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