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: #Laughs How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

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: #Laughs "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much abou

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: #Laughs Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

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: #Laughs |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!

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: #Laughs Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

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: #Laughs |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

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: #Laughs A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu.

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: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

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: #Laughs What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!

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: #Laughs What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?A lawn moo-er.What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south pa

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: #Laughs Women truly are better than men.

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: #Laughs This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well.

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: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

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: #Laughs What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

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: #Laughs How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.

: #Laughs What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

: #Laughs "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much abou

: #Laughs Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

: #Laughs What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

: #Laughs |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!

: #Laughs Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

: #Laughs |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

: #Laughs A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu.

: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

: #Laughs What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!

: #Laughs What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?A lawn moo-er.What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south pa

: #Laughs Women truly are better than men.

: #Laughs This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well.

: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

: #Laughs What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

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