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: #Laughs So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails.

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: #Laughs What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!

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: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I?m beginning to think I didn?t."

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: #Laughs My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" "Nothing.

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: #Laughs |O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

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: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.

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: #Laughs One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor.

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: #Laughs Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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: #Laughs Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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: #Laughs |The world is divided into two groups.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!

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: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

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: #Laughs It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land.

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: #Laughs One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walkingthrough the back alleys of Rome when he sees a ten-year-oldboy smoking a cigarette.

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: #Laughs During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

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: #Laughs On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

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: #Laughs If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.

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: #Laughs So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails.

: #Laughs What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I?m beginning to think I didn?t."

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" "Nothing.

: #Laughs |O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.

: #Laughs One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor.

: #Laughs Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

: #Laughs Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

: #Laughs |The world is divided into two groups.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!

: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

: #Laughs It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land.

: #Laughs One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walkingthrough the back alleys of Rome when he sees a ten-year-oldboy smoking a cigarette.

: #Laughs During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

: #Laughs On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident.

: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

: #Laughs If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.

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